Fullfill Jokes - 6 Hilarious Fullfill Jokes

What school would politicians have to graduate from to be able to fullfill their campaign promises?

Hogwarts.

Highway to Hawaii

A man comes walking on the beach and finds a bottle. He picks it up and removes the stopper. Out of the bottle comes the Spirit of the Lamp. "Thank you for letting me out, I have been locked up for 140 years. I would like to give you the opportunity to have a wish fulfilled"

"Thank you, I've...

A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.

A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.
"Now I will fullfill your 3 wishes" - he said.
"I wish two lines of the best stuff on the world. Let's take it together, it will be great."
"Ok, that was your first wish. Don't waste all of them on drugs" - genie said and two lines of the best stu...

I asked my wife to fake an accent from a developed country tonight...

to fullfill my fantasy that we have healthcare.

TIFU by offering a homeless guy to fly for the rest of his life

As a show of goodwill, I told a homeless guy I would fullfill whatever wish he had.

He told me he would like to fly in my chartered plane once, while being served by gorgeous hostesses.

I obliged. While travelling in the plane, he was enjoing with the finest wine and the finest ladies ...

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Three Guys Die and Get to go to Heaven (long)

So they're waiting for God to get to and judge/reward them. God finishes with others and gets to them. Standing before them, he says, "Alright. You three get to go to heaven. Here's what's gonna happen. You think carefully and tell me what you would really love for the rest of eternity. I will set a...

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