Did you hear they’re selling the house where they filmed American History X?
The interior is okay but it has really bad curb appeal.
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A couple of guys open a new storefront
30 min later a nosey passer-by is peering through an open window trying to make out what’s going on..
He says, Hey what are you guys selling?
They respond .. We’re selling assholes…
He says.. business must be good, it looks like you only have two left…
A man rejects a girl due to the height difference between them..
The girl: “you’re selling yourself short you know”
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A man is sitting alone at home, when suddenly there’s a knock at his door ...
Standing at the door is a door to door salesman.
Man: Whatever you’re selling, I’m not interested.
Salesman: But what I’m selling is very interesting. I’m a purveyor of luxury prosthetics. Allow me to demonstrate.
And he raises the right leg of his pants. His leg is solid gold!...
A State Trooper pulled over a guy on the interstate, and asked him if the driver knew why he’d been pulled over.
“I assume you’re selling tickets to the State Troopers’ Ball,” smirked the driver.
“State Troopers don’t have balls,” replied the officer. Then he thought about what’d he’d just said, and said, “Have a nice day, sir.”
A guy is selling a tv...
A guy is selling his tv at a yard sale
A customer who is looking for a tv asks how much.
The man replies, “The tv is only a dollar.”
The customer replies, “Really, only a dollar? Why is it so cheap?”
The man replies, “The volume is stuck on max. I hate it, so I’m selling...
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