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They’re building a restaurant on Mars now...

They say the food will be great, but they’re worried about a lack of atmosphere.

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A little boy is bothering his dad one day,

so his dad tells him to go across the street to where they’re building a house and watch them so he might learn something. The boy is gone for a few hours and returns. His dad asks him if he learned anything.

The boy replies, “Well, I learned that when you’re putting the goddamn door on and ...

A guy walks into a lumber yard and orders some 2x4’s. Clerk asks how long he needs them.

“A long time” he says.
“We’re building a house”

Sven and Oli went to the lumber store

Sven went in and Oli stayed in the truck. Sven said to the lumberman, “I need a four-by-two”. The lumberman said, “Do you mean a two-by-four?”. Sven said, “let me ask my brudder”. Sven came back and said, “yup we need a two-by-four”. The lumberman said, “How long?”. Sven said, “huh?”. The lumberman...

Ikea shelf

Two guys are building shelfs for the others mom. After they’re finished, the other guys’ mom comes in and says: ”You managed to build them this fast? You guys should be proud of yourshelfs”

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Little Johnny learns construction (long)

Little Johnny was acting up, driving his Mom crazy. Exasperated, his Mom suggests, “Johnny, why don’t you go down the road where they’re building a house? Maybe you’ll learn something.”

His Mother enjoyed a peaceful couple of hours until Johnny returned. Mom asked, “Well Johnny, did you lear...

Red Car Day

Red car day - in Honor of my Dad

My dad died 7 years ago. He was a worker in a factory in NYC during the by-gone, post-war era when times were good and jobs were plenty. The guys he worked with were all good friends over the years and enjoyed harmless pranks against one another to pass the ti...

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