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Proclaimers Jokes

What would The Proclaimers do if they were French?

They would walk 804.7 kilometres

Even The Proclaimers have been affected by the coronavirus

The government has urged them to restrict their walk to 5 miles

What do you call a cassette single of The Proclaimers' hit "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"?

Scotch tape.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"

Step 1. Play the Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)

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