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Pot Smoking Jokes

My pot smoking college roommate decided to choose Theology as his major.

He’s now a high priest.

Why shouldn't you eat meat from pot smoking cows?

Because the steaks are too high.

Flea master

There as a flea who hates his life. One day he goes to the flea master and says to him "I am miserable, will you please put me somewhere where I am happy." The flea master thinks and says, "I have somewhere I can put you." I will put you up on a horses hind, you'll really love it there." So the mas...

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