Overheard in my house, while discussing science fiction and fantasy emotional states
Wife: Great next you'll want to feel Pon Farr
Husband: Or Pon close, I'm not picky.
What's the name of Thailands bloodiest kickboxer?
Tam Pon
There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who remarked to his girl, "you're a tight one."
She replied " 'Pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."
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