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Pokemon Go Jokes

What is the difference between Pokemon Go and Tinder

On Pokemon Go you swipe up to try and capture fake characters in a virtual world. On Tinder, you swipe right.

Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app...

called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.

I was plying Pokemon GO in the park the other day

The craze of Pokemon GO may well have died off for most people but I still love it and play all the time.


I was in my local park the other day when my absolute favourite Pokemon appeared!
It was over by a group of girls so i tried to contain my excitement so I didn't draw attentio...

A Pokemon go user walks into a bar

Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

I'm on medication for my Pokemon Go addiction.

Gotacachemol.

How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip?

They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!

I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go.

I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.

I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go.

Thanks, St Patrick

Hey girl, are we playing Pokemon Go?

Because I just got a peek achu. ;-)

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What will happen when Pokemon GO Is updated with Johto Pokemon?

It will become Pokemon GOld

How Pokemon go came to be

Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"

Niantic: "147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"

I think my Pokemon Go is broken,

I held up the camera but all I caught was cops killing black folk

Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years.

"Gotta catch Jamal"

Pokemon go should contact Hillary Clinton.

I hear she has some servers

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)

Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now.

Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is.

Police officers have been playing Pokemon Go a lot longer than the rest y'all have...

'Gotta catch Jamal'

Have you heard what they're now calling Pokemon Go?

Pokemon Went.

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO

The New World Trade Center

A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest...

...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Now that I'm playing Pokemon Go I don't need a girlfriend anymore...

The servers go down on me all the time.

The Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum released a PSA that visitors were not allowed to play Pokemon GO!

Because they didn't want people pretending to be Ash

With the release of the 0.31 version of Pokemon Go, my battery life has been amazing!!

It turns out the game uses much less battery when you aren't playing.

When I was in Africa, I decided to play a little pokemon go until a young black boy stole my phone and ran off with it.

Oh well,

Gotta catch Jemal!

Yo mama's so fat...

...when she plays Pokemon Go it's just Pokemon.

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George W Bush and Dick Cheney were recently spotted hanging out together

A few reports were coming out that the two, who were acting like the best of friends, were spotted around an hour ago at central park. Someone close to the scene said that on Bush's phone was the interface to Pokemon go, while on Cheney's was the official Reddit app.

Because of that, it's bee...

Catching imaginary characters

"How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go.


And then he left for the temple.

I went to the doctor and he said you have the blood pressure of a 14 year old kid

I said great. He said, not so great, a 14 year old *American* child. You got four months to live.

Kids are so fat these days the first letters they learn in the alphabet are not ABC, it's KFC

Kids are so fat these days they use cheat codes to play Pokemon Go

Kids are so fat ...

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