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Platoons Jokes

Two German platoons meet in a training camp.

One General asks the other:

"General, how do you keep your soldiers so tall and strong?"

"Easy" replies the other "I castrate them all!"

"How do you do that, General?" Inquires the first.

"With couple of stones!!" Answers proudly the second General.

"Isn't it too...

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It's 1939 and the Soviets are attacking Finland.

So it's 1939, winter, the soviets are attacking Finland and the Karelian isthmus is basically a burning icy hell where peoples throats are cut in nightly raids and their blood turns to ice before their bodies hit the earth.

At one section of the Finnish trenches there are only two guys left ...

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A company of soldiers were route-stepping through a valley, when a Marine appeared up on top of a nearby hill and said: "You Army guys fight like girls!"

The Army captain said: "First Squad, get up there and teach that Marine a lesson!”

Ten soldiers go charging up the hill and disappear over the top. Sounds of fighting are heard, then the Marine appears, straightens his shirt out, and yells down to the soldiers "Come on now, don't any of you p...

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