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Why do penny-pinchers make great hunters?

Because theyโ€™re good at picking up cents

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The Robin Barron lets the Cat ouf of the Bag

The Robin Barron raises a motion to prohibiting the riff raff hunting worms.

Now the cat is out of the bag.

Hunger drives the Pigeonlatariate to call for state regulation of the bird feeder.

The Black Birdgeosisie pontificate on the mobs of raucous Gold Pinchers fouling up the w...

Why don't crabs donate to charity?

They're shellfish penny pinchers.

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