Phone Charger Jokes - 9 Hilarious Phone Charger Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a phone charger

One's USA, while the other is USB

In the hospital, I asked the charge nurse for a phone charger - she was very offended.

Don't even get me started on the reaction from the head nurse.

My girlfriend thinks I stole her phone charger. She can only find the cord.

I told her I won’t stand for these baseless accusations.

Why can’t American phone chargers walk straight?

Cause the USB trippin

I asked my kids, "Why isn't an iPhone charger...?"

"...called Apple Juice?!"

My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda.

It's a shameless plug.

A couple roommates squabble over the only phone charger in the house. One punches the other square in the face. The cops show up.

He is charged with battery.

For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store...

He said "Thanks for the phone charger, son."

A man is taking his family to his father's funeral...

.. He is talking with his wife as his two children sit in the backseat, the daughter fiddles with her phone charger while the son listens in.

"Honey, I don't know what I'm going to say in his eulogy."

"Well, you could make comparisons, say he was as strong as an ox."

"Yeah, that...

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