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Pet Bird Jokes

My pet bird was frantically tweeting so I gave him some food.

How he signed up for that Twitter account I’ll never know.

I gave my pet bird a haircut and now he thinks he's James Bond

Well, I suppose he is a shorn canary

Pet birds are the hot Christmas gift this year

They are flying off the shelves

Having 12 pet birds sound a bit silly...

Dozen tit.

The vet seemed to have no idea why my two pet birds were stuck together.

He said it was toucan fusing.

I'm pretty sure my pet birds have been working together to steal my snacks at night.

I'm not 100% but I do suspect fowl play.

A boy and his pet bird

A little boy with a speech impediment got himself a pet bird for Christmas. One day, he went to the pet store to buy it some food.

He walked in and asked the man working in the store, "excuse me, mister, but do you sell any boyd seed?"

The man said "we do, but I'm sorry I can't sell a...

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Headline: Quenched Dench benched for a French wench finch pinch.

Press Release \[Paris\]:
Legendary actress "Dame Judi", reportedly intoxicated, was suspended from her current production for allegedly stealing a Paris prostitute's pet bird.

A man is tanning at a nudist beach...

And a young girl who was playing with the seagulls ran up to him. Pointing to his nether regions she asked what that was and why lots of the people have them. The man not wanting to explain the reproductive system to some little girl said that it is his pet bird, pointing to his genitalia he said th...

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