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Why does Pennywise hate playing tag?

Because he's always IT.
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How did Pennywise die?

He committed sewercide
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What is Pennywise’s favorite candy?

Sour Patch Kids
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A blind guy once walked in on pennywise masturbating

he never saw it coming

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What does pennywise have in common with my wife?

*They both took the fucking kids*

I sure hope Pennywise isn't lactose intolerant...

He seems to eat a lot of Derry
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My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise.

His career is in the gutter.
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Pennywise the clown to Ronald

"you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."

Ronald McDonald: "I've killed more people than you."
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Have you heard about Pennywise’s dumbell?

It’s a weight for IT.
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What do Pennywise the Clown's farts smell like?

Derry air.
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Everyone knows Pennywise...

but in my house he's called Nickelsmart
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Why is Pennywise good with computers?

Because he works in the IT department.
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I stole a Japanese alcoholic beverage from Pennywise.

When police asked me why I did it I couldn’t give them a reason - I just did it for the sake of it.

I just saw Pennywise smoke weed for the first time.

He said It blows.
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Did you hear about the prostitute that got arrested for having sex with Pennywise?

Me neither, but I heard she had it coming.

The Actor that plays Pennywise has a security detail comprised entirely of disfigured war vets who maim mall security

Skaarsgards scarred guards scars guards
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Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect?

He tries to cast all the data to float.
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Pennywise should have been killed with a nail gun

Then those kids would really have nailed it
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I called Pennywise earlier and asked him to fix my computer.

He's one of the best workers in the IT department.
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What would you call a graduated penny?

Pennywise.
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I hooked my blind friend up with a guy in a Pennywise mask as a prank

They hit it off last night.
She totally didn't see IT coming.
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My friend asked me, "What kind of adult diapers do they sell for Pennywise the Clown?"

It depends.
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I once walked into a room with lord palpatine with his dick in pennywise’s ass

I guess that’s one way to do it

What horror villain is best at saving money?

Pennywise
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A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says

...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
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What do you call a demon clown that is good with small amounts of money?

Pennywise.
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I freaked out when I saw the clown from IT at my local thrift shop

But then I remembered he was Pennywise
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What’s the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown?

One is penniless and the other is Pennywise.
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What’s an alternative term for a rabbi?

Pennywise
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The clown from the new IT movie isn't very dollar smart

But I hear he's pennywise.
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A artist is thinking of what his new work should be when his wife bursts into his office...

"I'm sorry to say this," she announces. "But a viewer of one of your paintings died from poisoning because of an unsafe form of paint you used...and we've been sued a billion dollars... your career as an artist is over...I'm sorry..." she then bows her head. The artist drops his jaw and prepares to ...
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