Why does Pennywise hate playing tag?

Because he's always IT.

The Actor that plays Pennywise has a security detail comprised entirely of disfigured war vets who maim mall security

Skaarsgards scarred guards scars guards

Did you hear that Pennywise got himself another boat?

Named it the 'You'll Float II'.

What is Pennywise’s favorite candy?

Sour Patch Kids

How did Pennywise die?

He committed sewercide

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I stole a Japanese alcoholic beverage from Pennywise.

When police asked me why I did it I couldn’t give them a reason - I just did it for the sake of it.

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Did you hear about the prostitute that got arrested for having sex with Pennywise?

Me neither, but I heard she had it coming.

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Did you hear about the blind guy who was killed by a man masturbating in a pennywise costume?

He never saw IT cumming.

Have you heard about Pennywise’s dumbell?

It’s a weight for IT.

My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise.

His career is in the gutter.

What do you call a frugal clown?

Pennywise

My friend asked me, "What kind of adult diapers do they sell for Pennywise the Clown?"

It depends.

pennywise: we all float down here

**pennyfoolish:** *[...drowning]*

Pennywise the clown to Ronald

"you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."

Ronald McDonald: "I've killed more people than you."

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What does pennywise have in common with my wife?

*They both took the fucking kids*

A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says

...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.

What do Pennywise the Clown's farts smell like?

Derry air.

I sure hope Pennywise isn't lactose intolerant...

He seems to eat a lot of Derry

I called Pennywise earlier and asked him to fix my computer.

He's one of the best workers in the IT department.

What’s the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown?

One is penniless and the other is Pennywise.

Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect?

He tries to cast all the data to float.

Why is Pennywise good with computers?

Because he works in the IT department.

What would you call a graduated penny?

Pennywise.

What horror villain is best at saving money?

Pennywise

Pennywise should have been killed with a nail gun

Then those kids would really have nailed it

I just don't know about this actor they have playing Pennywise in the new IT movie...

He's got some big shoes to fill.

How do clowns measure their money?

Pennywise.

What do you call a demon clown that is good with small amounts of money?

Pennywise.

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What do you call Pennywise when he works on Computers?


An I.T.

A artist is thinking of what his new work should be when his wife bursts into his office...

"I'm sorry to say this," she announces. "But a viewer of one of your paintings died from poisoning because of an unsafe form of paint you used...and we've been sued a billion dollars... your career as an artist is over...I'm sorry..." she then bows her head. The artist drops his jaw and prepares to ...

What’s an alternative term for a rabbi?

Pennywise

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