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Pennywise Jokes

Why does Pennywise hate playing tag?

Because he's always IT.

How did Pennywise die?

He committed sewercide

What is Pennywise’s favorite candy?

Sour Patch Kids

My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise.

His career is in the gutter.

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What does pennywise have in common with my wife?

*They both took the fucking kids*

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A blind guy once walked in on pennywise masturbating

he never saw it coming

Everyone knows Pennywise...

but in my house he's called Nickelsmart

I sure hope Pennywise isn't lactose intolerant...

He seems to eat a lot of Derry

Pennywise the clown to Ronald

"you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."

Ronald McDonald: "I've killed more people than you."

What do Pennywise the Clown's farts smell like?

Derry air.

Have you heard about Pennywise’s dumbell?

It’s a weight for IT.

Why is Pennywise good with computers?

Because he works in the IT department.

I just saw Pennywise smoke weed for the first time.

He said It blows.

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I stole a Japanese alcoholic beverage from Pennywise.

When police asked me why I did it I couldn’t give them a reason - I just did it for the sake of it.

The Actor that plays Pennywise has a security detail comprised entirely of disfigured war vets who maim mall security

Skaarsgards scarred guards scars guards

Pennywise should have been killed with a nail gun

Then those kids would really have nailed it

What would you call a graduated penny?

Pennywise.

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Did you hear about the prostitute that got arrested for having sex with Pennywise?

Me neither, but I heard she had it coming.

My friend asked me, "What kind of adult diapers do they sell for Pennywise the Clown?"

It depends.

Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect?

He tries to cast all the data to float.

I called Pennywise earlier and asked him to fix my computer.

He's one of the best workers in the IT department.

What horror villain is best at saving money?

Pennywise

I hooked my blind friend up with a guy in a Pennywise mask as a prank

They hit it off last night.
She totally didn't see IT coming.

A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says

...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.

What do you call a demon clown that is good with small amounts of money?

Pennywise.

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I once walked into a room with lord palpatine with his dick in pennywise’s ass

I guess that’s one way to do it

I freaked out when I saw the clown from IT at my local thrift shop

But then I remembered he was Pennywise

What’s the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown?

One is penniless and the other is Pennywise.

What’s an alternative term for a rabbi?

Pennywise

The clown from the new IT movie isn't very dollar smart

But I hear he's pennywise.

A artist is thinking of what his new work should be when his wife bursts into his office...

"I'm sorry to say this," she announces. "But a viewer of one of your paintings died from poisoning because of an unsafe form of paint you used...and we've been sued a billion dollars... your career as an artist is over...I'm sorry..." she then bows her head. The artist drops his jaw and prepares to ...

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