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Pee Wee Jokes

What are Pee Wee Herman's favorite Baseball Teams?

The Expos and The Yankees

What does Pee Wee Herman and John Wilks Booth have in common?

They both got in big trouble for shooting someone in the back of the head in a theater.

You really can't blame Pee Wee Herman for what he did...

I mean, it's not like he could just do it at home with all of his furniture watching him..

Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest?

Experts say it's because he was a master baiter.

Name two people shot in the back of the head in a theatre.

Abe Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.

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In 1991,

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for masturbating in a movie theater. What a lot of people do not realize is that he represented himself in court, believing he could get himself off.

A man with no arms is looking for a new job

A man with no arms is looking for a new job in the newspaper when he comes across an ad for a Bell-Ringer at the local church. The next day we went down to the church and the doors were closed. So he banged on the door using his head to get the attention of the priest. The priest answers, "Yes sir, ...

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Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.<...

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