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Pauli Jokes

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Paulie Walnut's Pope joke from Sopranos S5E1: cut to punchline only due to length

The Pope is sick and none of the Vatican doctors can figure it out. They summon an old wise man from the hills. He examines the Pope and says he's got a terminal case of blue balls. The only cure is for him to have sex, and the Cardinals go nuts. Finally, the Pope agrees but gives four condition...

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Paulie and blowjob

Paulie - "I remember every blowjob I ever got . What about you? You remember your first blowjob?

Silvio- "Yeah"

Paulie - "how long did it take for the guy to cum?"

Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”

“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”

“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”

“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”

“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”

“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to ...

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In April 1998, Roger Ebert published his review of Paulie, a movie about a talking bird on a road trip. He wrapped up the essay with a joke he claims to have made up.

"On the other hand, just to be fair, I should mention that parrots make great subjects for jokes. I know about a dozen, includ...

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My italian barber Paulie told me this joke.

So a teacher is in class Thursday afternoon the teacher tells her students if they can name who said this quote then they can have Friday off.

So the teacher asks who said "I cannot tell a lie"?

A young asian kid says "George Washington". The teacher tells him good job and he can have...

I'm not sure where Heisenberg is...

But I know he's not with Pauli.

What are the serial killer's clothes made out of?

Paulie Esther

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