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Pacman Jokes

What does Pacman put on his Tacos?

Guacawaccawaccamole

My dad got me a PacMan shaped cake for my birthday.

At least, that’s his explanation for the shape.

What is the difference between a sausage in a bun and Pacman?

One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog.

What do you get when you cross Pacman with Shakira?

Waka waka waka waka waka waka....

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Who was the greatest prostitute in history?

Ms. Pacman. For 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died.

What is Ms. Pacman's favourite kitchen utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...

Pacman must be a furry

Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU

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Which character is the gayest video game character of all time?

Pacman — who eats 200 balls each game.

People are forever going on about how video games are an unhealthy influence on the young.

But I grew up in the 1980s when all we had was Pacman and it's not like we spent all our time running around in the dark munching pills to weird repetitive music!

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Cakepilation

For my cake day I'm going to repost everything I can think of that fits into the category of cake-related jokes! You've heard them all anyway, who cares?



What did the cake say to the fork? You wanna piece of me?

What do you eat if you 3.142 cakes? You get fat. Pay attention, ...

Compilation of short "jokes"

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