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Oral Thermometer Jokes

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

I always use this joke when going to Dr's, or any medical situation. It never fails to get a great laugh.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

as a volunteer medical assistant I worked at an impromptu doctor's office in new orleans after hurricane katrina..

We set up tents in order to give our patients a little bit of privacy and unfortunately we were lacking in the equipment we needed. The doctors had to resort to somewhat extreme measures in order to help this ravaged population which meant reusing equipment that could be, and making sure everything ...

Importance

A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. S...

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