A man meets an all knowing being

The man asked "may i ask you a question?"

The being replied "you just asked me a question"

The man slightly irritated started thinking and got an idea, he asked "can i ask you two questions?"

The being replied "you just did"

The man slightly confused asked "when did i a...

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I’ve heard if you don’t go to the bathroom for a week, you become all knowing

But then again, most people will think you’re full of shit.

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4 nuns die and go to heaven!

4 nuns die in a car accident and arrive outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter greets them and says "I know that all of you have regularly attended confession and confessed to many sins, but as the Lord is all knowing, he is aware that there are some sins that all of you haven't yet confessed to and...

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