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All Knowing Jokes

A man meets an all knowing being

The man asked "may i ask you a question?"

The being replied "you just asked me a question"

The man slightly irritated started thinking and got an idea, he asked "can i ask you two questions?"

The being replied "you just did"

The man slightly confused asked "when did i a...

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I’ve heard if you don’t go to the bathroom for a week, you become all knowing

But then again, most people will think you’re full of shit.

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