Older People Jokes - 8 Hilarious Older People Jokes

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I started a dating site for older people.

OK Boomer

If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about millennials...

...I could fix the economy they broke.

I made a web site for older people to hook up.

It's called Carbon Dating.

This is my go-to joke to tell whenever a joke is needed. It usually only gets a laugh out of older people (but that's just my experience).

A man calls his house to ask his wife a question. A little girl picks up the phone.

"Hi honey, can you put your mom on the phone?"

"I can't, she's upstairs with Uncle Roger"

"You don't have an Uncle Roger"

"Yes I do. He's upstairs with mommy in the bedroom."

Getti...

Why are older people grumpy?

I’d be heated too that many times around the sun.

What do you call a 19 year old guy that likes to date old women?

Covid, cause he's 19 and takes older people to bed.

The Mitsubishi ASX is like any 60s/70s/80s celebrity.

It's old, attracts older people, has received many plastic surgeries, and just won't die already.

My Pastor told me this one and it really hit home...

Some older people at a nursing home are complaining about getting older. One picks up his coffee and says "I'm getting so old I can barely lift my arm to pick up my coffee"

Someone sitting next to him says, "My cataracts is so bad I can barely see my coffee."

Someone behind them then s...

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