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Oilers Jokes

Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers?

Because they don't beat anybody.

Where's the red light district in Edmonton?

Behind the Oilers' goal net.

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Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good)

1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
kids to copulate me."


2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, which...

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