An objectivist, a nihilist, and an absurdist walk into a bar

They sit down and order beers.

The objectivist takes a drink and says "I wish I could enjoy this without wondering if I enjoy this just because I was told to."

The nihilist takes a drink and says "I wish I could enjoy this without knowing enjoyment is only fleeting."

The ab...

How many Objectivists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Shrug.

An Ethical Objectivist, a Relativist, and a Nihilist walk into a bar...

The Ethical Objectivist orders water, the Relativist orders a glass of wine and the Nihilist steals a beer. The Ethical Objectivist is appalled at the Nihilist, and is upset the two are drinking. The Relativist says, “Don’t worry. You aren’t guilty by association.” The Nihilist shrugs and says, “I w...

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