Nursery School Jokes - 5 Hilarious Nursery School Jokes

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A little boy says to his nursery school teacher...

..."I found a dead cat."

"How do you know it was dead?" asked the teacher.

"I pissed in its ear and it didn't move"

"You did what???"

"You know, it didn't move when I leaned over and went 'Pssst' in it's ear"

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A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat

A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it
was dead.

'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil.
'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child
innocently.
'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. ...

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A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."

A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Then little Johnny from the back of the cla...

An English kid, a Spanish kid and a Chinese kid are in nursery school together...

The teacher asks: What does the doggy say?

The English kid replies: Woof Woof!

The Spanish kid replies: Guau Guau!

The Chinese kid replies: Sizzle Sizzle!

The firefighters dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngs...

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