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Schoolkid Jokes

Did you hear about the schoolkid who went blind learning about the alphabet?

He never got to C.

How do American schoolkids learn the metric system?

9 millimeters at a time

I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend

They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

After the worse accident the town has ever seen

A lorry has managed to drive into a school, ran over students during their assembly. The paramedics estimate that the deaths number in more than a hundred person. In order to get to the bottom of the accident, a policeman started to question the driver.

Driver: I was just trying to avoid the ...

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