How do American schoolkids learn the metric system?
9 millimeters at a time
Did you hear about the schoolkid who went blind learning about the alphabet?
He never got to C.
I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend
They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?
After the worse accident the town has ever seen
A lorry has managed to drive into a school, ran over students during their assembly. The paramedics estimate that the deaths number in more than a hundred person. In order to get to the bottom of the accident, a policeman started to question the driver.
Driver: I was just trying to avoid the ...