Creating a joke is one thing. But delivering it is another.

I think my mother did a commendable job in that regard.

A young man watched as an elderly couple sat down to lunch at McDonald's.

He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the old gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, etc, until each had exactly half.

Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the ext...

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A Tour of a Mental Hospital.

A psychiatrist is taking a new intern on a tour of a mental hospital to meet some of the patients. In the first room, a man is swinging an imaginary golf club over and over. The intern asks, "what are you doing?"
"I'm going to get better one day, and when I do, I plan to join the pro golf tour."<...

A choir boy goes to confession...

He says, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."

The priest asks, "What is your sin, my child?"

"I've had carnal knowledge of a girl, Father."

"My son, it is good that you have confessed this to me but wasting your innocence on these base acts is a sin. In order to fully redeem ...

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