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Nigel Farage Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Why doesn’t Nigel Farage eat salad?

....Because he hates romaine

Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant..

Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"

Nigel Farage walks into a bar

Convinces the patrons to set it on fire, and then leaves.

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So Jeremy Corbyn went to see the Queen.

Jeremy Corbyn asked the Queen. "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient organisation? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well." Said the Queen. "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jeremy Corbyn then asked. "But how do I know if the peo...

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