Phone In Jokes

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What the Hellmann

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled
out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
"Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train".
"Yes, I know it's the six t... read more

You just have to have cell coverage.

If anyone finds it Lettuce know

Unfortunately it was two years too late

Just in case

I really should collar.


Also, Lost: Seeing Eye Dog

Last Seen: Never

A man picks up and answers a phone in a mall. A woman is on the other end.
"Hello darling" she says," I recently saw a necklace in a catalog and I want it, so do you mind if i use your credit card?"
"How expensive is it?" the man says.
"Just $1200."
"That cheap? Hell, get four of them f... read more

Asian people are attracted to the rice and are very good at repairing electronic devices.

NB. Thanks for being good sports Asian people!

I dropped my phone in the water. I put it in rice to dry out, it works now but i lost all my contacts except for my uncle bens.

Now it only drunk dials and does last call.

While waiting in line in hell the Devil asks them if they’d like to make a phone call back to earth, he warns them it will be expensive.

Vladimir goes first, he calls a few of his comrades, and is off the phone in 2 minutes. The devil tells him that’ll be $2 million. He says he doesn’t have ... read more

He uses a hans free device

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