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Music Band Jokes

Did you hear about that music band formed from ex potato chip workers?

They called themselves “panic at Nabisco”

What music band is the least popular around Halloween?

The Smashing Pumpkins

What instruments should be featured in a rogue AI's music band?

Just Harmonika

I've just been diagnosed with a rare form of amnesia where I can't remember a small amount of 80's music bands.

Unfortunately there is no cure.

A man catches a goldfish...

The goldfish tells the man:

'Look, I'm going to be straight forward with you. You can let me go right now and receive a wish. But just so you know, I'm not like those other goldfish... I grant only 1 wish, and you better pick wisely, because sometimes, people are better off without their ...

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