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3 blondes walk into a police station...

And we're looking for jobs as detectives.

They meet with the police chief who says, "I'm going to show you a side mugshot of a man and you need to tell me something interesting about him."

He shows the picture to the first blonde and she says, "He's only got one eye". The police chief...
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So a prisoner took his own mug shot...

He called it his "cellfie".
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What do you call a picture where the prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies
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3 blondes want to join the police force...

They all go to the police station for an interview to become policewomen. The policeman conducting the interview tells them for this part of the interview I’ll hold up a mug shot of a man for 5 seconds and then ask you to tell me a distinctive feature you remember. He shows the first blonde the mug ...
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Someone stole my favorite coffee cup right off my desk at work.

Now I have to go down to the police station and look at some mug shots.
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Someone was taken down to the police station after they were caught drinking vodka from a coffee cup while driving.

They took a mug shot.
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