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Morrissey Jokes

Why does Morrissey have trouble sleeping?

Because there's a light that never goes out.

Billy has 5 albums by Morrissey and he buys 2 more, what does Billy have?

Depression, Billy has depression.

A charming man walks into a bar and shouts: "THE QUEEN IS DEAD, BOYS!"

The barman says: "Too soon, Morrissey"

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