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Meat Is Murder Jokes

If meat is murder...

...then is cake battery?

So, get this. My friend was over at my house the other day for dinner, and starts screaming at me "Eating meat is murder!"

Or she may have been screaming "Eating me is murder!" It's hard to hear through the oven.

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