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A teenaged farmboy is tending to his family's cattle

When his father comes out to the pasture. He says, 'Son, another family in town is paying us to breed more cattle for 'em. Take our three largest heifers over to their farm where their breeding bull is waiting.'
The son dutifully walks the mile or so with their three cows over to the Anderson far...

A farmer sends his young son to his new neighbor's farm to borrow some oil.

The farmboy sees the new neighbor has a daughter his age. Their eyes meet, and he is immediately in love. He goes up and asks her to borrow a can of oil, and she says, "Sure - follow me," and she walks toward the barn, swaying her hips more than normal.

When they turn the corner, they see a...

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