What does a time traveler do when he wanted more dessert?

He goes back for seconds

The two happiest days in a time traveler's life:

The day they complete their time machine and the day they stop themself from completing their time machine.

Two time travelers meet at a bar

"So when were you during the great financial crisis?"

We don’t serve time travelers here.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

A time traveler meets a teacher

“Can I ask you what month it it?”

“May.”

“Fine. *May* I ask you what month it is?”

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Just found out from a time traveler who lost tonight’s debate!

America!

Enjoy the shit show. Cheers.

A time traveler has traveled back in time to the year 1963.

However, he does not know the exact date.
He sees a CIA agent nearby and asks him:
"Is today before or after the JF-"

"Before"

So a time traveler meets George W Bush...

Time Traveler: "What year is it?"

George Bush: "2001"

TT: "Before or after the 9/11 terrorist attack?"

GB: "Before"

I think my wife is a time traveler

I've seen that doctors are saying you should avoid close physical contact to stop the spread of coronavirus. Somehow she knew about this years ago.

A time traveler arrives in the year 2069 and decides to check in with Reddit to see if it's still around.

To his surprise it is. So he heads to /r/jokes to see what has developed in the world of humor.

To his surprise, each post consisted of just a number. Scrolling through, he saw that each vote had a hundreds of upvotes while 3527 had thousands and several awards to boot.

Puzzled, he ...

I met a time traveler today

Something strange happened to me this morning. I was walking my dog, when all of a sudden I heard a strange whooshing sound and out of nowhere a guy appeared on the side walk in front of me. He looked like he was in his twenties and was wearing really strange cloths. He was staring at a small techni...

A time traveler comes back from the year 2045

I encountered a time traveler today. During my self isolation he came to the door dressed in a hazmat suit. I was of course alarmed when I opened the door to such a site. He quickly explained who he was and asked if he could have just a few minutes of my time. I didn't believe anything he was sa...

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Fucking a time traveler.

*"A blast from the past!"*

I’m a time traveler, and I came here to tell you a joke from the future.

But it’s just too far ahead of its time.

A time traveler goes to eat. After his meal, he notices he's still hungry.

He goes back four seconds

Me: I'm a time traveler

**Interviewer:** so tell me something about yourself?

Time travelers be like "I know a spot"

And go literally anywhere but 2020

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A time traveler goes back in time to force Hitler’s mom to have an abortion.

It was a miscarriage of justice.

But the time traveler didn’t get hired

A time traveler went to an interview to get a job . . .

My friend Emit’s parents are time travelers.

They turned time backwards when they named him.

A time traveler walks into a bar

*You would think he had learned to duck the first time

*...again

Where do Time Travelers live?

The Space Time Condominium

Time travelers protest

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? It really doesn't matter!

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer was a time traveler?

He was eating Five Guys before it was a thing.

Nobody showed up for my Time Traveler-themed New Year's party

I guess I shouldn't bother with sending the invitations next week after all.

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An accidental time traveler falls in a wormhole

He emerges into a building in chaos, people running and screaming. Bodies crashing to the pavement outside

"OH FUCK!" He screams. It must be September 11 2001!!

A man screams in return "No you fool! It's October 24th,1929!"

The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3.....

Everyone agreed, it was too soon.

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A time traveler meets with an ancient Jewish Bibical author.

After a brief introduction, having convinced the scribe of his identity, the time-traveler launches into an excited speech:

"Rabbi, do you know that in the future, your writings will spawn off other religions that in turn would make most of the world's population adherents of the Abrahamic fa...

What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler?

Marty Mcsit

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

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