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I have a debilitating fear of agoraphobics

Luckily I don’t see them out that much.

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When you’re an agoraphobic homosexual

It’s hard to come out of the closet.

What's the difference between a dumpster fire and an agoraphobic?

The fire eventually goes out.

What do call an agoraphobic adolescent?

Quaranteen

I'm an adrenaline junkie and an agoraphobic.

I talked to the mailman through the door once, that was a rush delivered.

I live next door to a family of Anorexic Agoraphobics

I bet they have some skeletons in the closet.

My friend is agoraphobic...

..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism.

Scientists believe they're very close to curing Agoraphobia.

Unfortunately for the agoraphobics, its just around the corner.

Agoraphobia

I didn't go to my Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting today, obviously.

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