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When you’re an agoraphobic homosexual

It’s hard to come out of the closet.

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I have a debilitating fear of agoraphobics

Luckily I don’t see them out that much.

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I live next door to a family of anorexic agoraphobics...

I bet you they have a few skeletons in the cupboard.

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What do call an agoraphobic adolescent?

Quaranteen

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What's the difference between a dumpster fire and an agoraphobic?

The fire eventually goes out.

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My friend is agoraphobic...

..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism.

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I'm an adrenaline junkie and an agoraphobic.

I talked to the mailman through the door once, that was a rush delivered.

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Scientists believe they're very close to curing Agoraphobia.

Unfortunately for the agoraphobics, its just around the corner.

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