A fifty year old lawyer who has been practicing since he was 25 passed away and arrived at the pearly gates for judgment.
The lawyer said to St. Peter:
"There must be some mistake. I am only 50 years old, and that's far too young to die."
St. Peter frowned and consulted his book...
A Seventh Grade Health Class
was learning about pregnancy. Young Suzy asks her teacher, "Can my grandma get pregnant?" Her teacher replies that no, she can't, shes far too old. Suzy then asks if her fifty year old mother could get pregnant. Her teacher tells her no, shes a little too old for that. Suzy, puzzled, asks if she can...