He told the two women you can do anything you want here in heaven but please do not step on a duck because they make a terrible noise and racket.
The two women agreed and entered heaven. One day, one of the women accidently stepped on a duck and sure enough it made such a terrible noise and ...
2 ladies are walking their dogs. One has a big black lab, the other has a chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says “Let’s get a beer.”
The chihuahua walker complains, “We can’t take our dogs in there.”
The first responds, “Watch me.”
The lab owner strolls in with her dog and orders a beer.
The bartender tells her, "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here."
“He's my seeing eye dog," the woman replies f...
Two women died and appear at the gates of Heaven
Saint Peter, standing at the gates, asks the first woman. What was the last thing you remember doing? Woman: Blowing bubbles while riding in a car. Peter: Name? Woman: Jess. Peter smiles and says: Well Jess, blowing bubbles in a car is not a sin so you may enter Heaven. ...
Two women are talking in Heaven
One woman asked the other, "how did you die?" The woman replied, "I froze to death." She asked the same question to the other woman, she replied, "I suspected that my husband was cheating on me and looked everywhere in my house for evidence. I couldn't find anything and I dropped dead from exhaustio...
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