Where do cats go for fun?

An a-mews-ment park

What do you call a cat that barks??

Fake mews.

What's it called when a cat meows for food when their bowl is half full?

Fake Mews

You know why you should never trust Russian Pokemon?

Fake Mews.

Donald Trump never lifts trucks

He doesn't believe in fake mews

What’s a European cat’s favorite breakfast?

Mews-li.

Cat jokes

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Why does a tiger tell the truth?

Because he isn't a lion.

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If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?

None! They were copy cats!

 #8 

Why did the cat run from the tree?

Because it was...

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