What's the difference between Fox News and the North Korean government?

One is a racist prick of a system that is incredibly biased and is trying to force you to to follow its beliefs and the other is the North Korean government.

It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes.

I was also disappointed by BBC news.

What would the headline be if Barack Obama walked on water across a lake in full view of a Fox News reporter?

"OBAMA CAN'T SWIM"

Fox news in four words:

"I'm not racist, but..."

Latest Fox News election poll shows Trump way ahead ...

... in all 87 states.

They held a beauty pageant for all those Fox News blondes...

And named the winner "Miss Information".

What's the difference between a washing machine and Fox news?

No difference: They both spin dirty laundry till it smells better.

Fox News' slogan is "Fair and Balanced".

That's it. That's the joke.

What's the difference between a Shakespeare comedy and Fox News?

One's The Taming of the Shrew, the other is the shaming of the true.

Why did the stroke victim start watching Fox News.

He had started leaning to the right.

A Banker, a Fox News fan and a welfare recipient are at a table sharing 12 cookies...

The banker takes 11 cookies and says to the Fox News fan: "Watch out for the welfare guy, he wants your cookie!".

Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash.

It was the left wing.

Why does Thanos watch Fox News?

Because it’s fair and perfectly balanced.

Dear Fox News.....

I have yet to see any news about foxes.

Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.....

Fox News and Obama

Fox News is cowering down to the President...

In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network,
FOX has announced that they will now air "America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.

TIL FOX news was started by a Frenchman

Unfortunately, they had to americanize the name from FAUX news

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Why do Fox News and CNN journalists go to the same gym?

It has a really great spin class.

People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months.

(Craig Ferguson)

FOX new has saved my legs!

I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel.

How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Ten.

One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.

Why God? Why?

One day a fellow was watching Fox News and learned about a new virus that was rapidly spreading and quickly killing those who got sick with it. The nightly news reports got worse and worse, this Covid-19 virus was spreading around the world and killing increasingly large numbers of people. But he wa...

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Have you heard the one about the President and the porn star?

No?

You should really watch something other than Fox News.

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A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President!"

Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom...

Why does President Trump only drink liquor made by Fox News?

Everything else is fake booze.

The President invites the Pope to lunch on a boat.

The Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the pontiff's hat off, right into the water.

It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Biden waved them ...

Mario was sick of jumping around all day

He felt like he should be more politically involved. A few weeks ago, his friend Toad helped him set up a TV (mostly for watching trashy reality shows), but Mario became obsessed with US news networks. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, you name it. He had heard before of American democracy, and found it prefera...

My daughters fall asleep to white noise.

So in the evenings, we turn on Fox News.

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Black man kills conservative politician!

The final Fox News spin on Osama's death.

Islamic joke I saw somewhere

A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.

A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”

The man replies: “I’m a tourist from Saudi A...

A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18

The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.

Top news stories for yesterday

CNN: Trump phone call

MSNBC: Trump phone call

Fox news: Does walking a dog make you happier?

I'm nervous whenever I get on the plane.

This one flight was particularly bad and full of turbulence. With my stomach bouncing up and down, I started to feel queasy, so I started reading the newspaper to distract me. However, the inevitable happened and I ending up with my breakfast all over the Times. The flight attendant stopped by and I...

"Hey honey, I didn't know they were making an Idiocracy 2." The man said to his wife...

"Oh," she said, glancing at the TV. " You are just on Fox news."

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Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water
utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-re...

Did you hear about Bill O'Reilly?

"He got fired from Fox News today"

"Oh really?"

"No, O'Reilly".

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Cringe Airlines

What happens when you combine Fox News, CNN, and a Fleshlight.

You get a plane

The right wing, the left wing, and the cockpit.

George HW Bush fell and broke his neck today

It's in the news. Today George HW Bush fell and broke his neck at home in Maine. Fox news is blaming it on Hillary. Donald Trump said his Mexican Maid pushed him down the stairs.

What is the hare's favorite horror show on TV?

Fox News.

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