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The mayans made a typo.

They meant 2021 and not 2012.
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The Mayans were right.

They were just off by 8 years.
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What the Mayans taught me

The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world.
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Dear world...

+8

Sincerely, the Mayans.
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"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get it up. Enjoy dreaming about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

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