Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge...

They're going to market reproductive organs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

The person at the drivers license office asked me if I wanted to be an organ donor.

I said sure, and I hope my Wurlitzer goes to a good cause.

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