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Without You Jokes

Apart from "I love you", "I miss you", "You complete me" and "Can't live without you"?

What other jokes do you know?

A Message to my Father: "You were never there for me growing up, but without you, I guess I wouldn't even exist. So...

Thanks for nuttin', Dad."

A day without you is like a day with sunshine

but I'm a ginger, so, you know, it's cool if you just stay away.

A house isn't a home without you...

It's a hose

A woman was sipping a glass of wine while relaxing with her husband... "I love you so much, she said, I don't know how I could live without you:

Her husband asked, "is that you or the wine talking"?
She replied "it's me, talking to the wine"

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Life without you is like a broken pencil

Doesn't fucking matter to me

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