The Alchemist Jokes - 3 Hilarious The Alchemist Jokes

Why did the alchemist rob the hospital?

Cause Urology had acquired some Philosopher's Stones

How does the alchemist keep his lady satisfied?

Elixir.

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A hideous little orc is in the kingdom's capital, looking to acquire medicine for his sick mom.

Nobody can stand the sight of him, with some even threatening violence of he doesn't leave.
He finds and alchemist's medicine shop at the market and tells him about his mother's illness.

"Ah, but of course!" says the alchemist, "It's clearly a case of Sakiara Fever. It's not very common at...

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