Old Scottish joke I remembered that just became relevant again...
The head greenkeeper of St Andrews golf course was out inspecting the greens one morning when he spotted a golfer bending over the stream on the 18th, scooping up water with his hand and drinking it.
'Haw', he shouted, 'Ye shouldnae drink that watter, it's got coo's pish in it!'
The go...
A lady is walking to the store when the sees the most beautiful garden shes ever seen....
She askes the man wattering his garden
"Excuse me sir, how do you get such red tomatoes?"
"Well" he said, "it's a bit embarrassing, but every morning I get up and come outside in just my robe and flash my tomatoes. Then the tomatoes blush and turn redder! You should try it sometime!"...
What do electric eels like to swim in?
Fresh Watter
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