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Azkaban Jokes

I heard a former Azkaban inmate is opening a Quidditch ball repair shop…

It’s called “Snitches Get Stitches”.

How do you ask a girl in Green House at school to go on a date with you?

Just slytherin to her house after school.





PS. I did that and went to Azkaban

What’s the deal with prisons and starting with the letter A...

I mean Alcatraz, Azkaban, Australia and Auschwitz.

My religious friend told me I was going to hell.

I was about as worried as he was when I told him he was going to Azkaban

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