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James Potter Jokes

James Potter and Sirius Black passed by each other in heaven.

James exclaimed, "Sirius, why are you here? Are you visiting?"

Sirius hung his head. "No, I actually died. Bellatrix killed me in the Department of Mysteries."

Potter just laughed. "What do you mean? You were a much better wizard than her. You can't fool me."

"I'm not kidding!" ...

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???: Knock knock.

James: Who's there?

???: You know.

James: You know who?

Voldemort: Correct.

James Potter:

James Potter: Fuck.

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