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Loofah Jokes

What do you call a distant sponge?

A loofah

As a large man I've never been able to properly wash my back

So my wife bought me a loofah on a stick.

Now I can put all that behind me.

I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponges.

We called him Martin Loofah King.

If the man who made walkie-talkies named a few other objects:

Laxitives: passy-gassy

Loofah: cleanie-beanie

Ocean wave: wooshy-splooshy

Socks: heaty-feeties

Musical: singy-thingy

What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge?

Martin Loofah King

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