As a large man I've never been able to properly wash my back
So my wife bought me a loofah on a stick.
Now I can put all that behind me.
I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponges.
We called him Martin Loofah King.
If the man who made walkie-talkies named a few other objects:
Laxitives: passy-gassy
Loofah: cleanie-beanie
Ocean wave: wooshy-splooshy
Socks: heaty-feeties
Musical: singy-thingy
What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge?
Martin Loofah King
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