Thanks to a very healthy lifestyle, a married couple live well into their 100s
One day they are both killed in a tragic accident, and go to heaven.
On the first morning, they go up to God and ask where the gym is. "Gym?" God replies, "you don't need to go to the gym here, you'll always be in perfect shape even if you never exercise." The wife says how nice that is, but...
I'm sure pessimists live well
they never get frustrated.
A reason to live well and be good
A bad man died. He wakes up and looks around - loaded tables with food, nice chicks everywhere... A man says to him "don't be fooled, here the glasses have holes and women don't!"