If there were lists of the best dad joke tellers...
...would they be called the Pop Charts?
My wife and I made lists of people we're allowed to sleep with
She chose Ryan Gosling, and I chose the babysitter, and I *won*, and now she's mad at me.
Side note: I originally heard this joke on Dr. Katz, but cannot remember who the comedian was. Anybody happen to know? It's bugging me.
The Christmas Angel
Christmas was fast approaching, and Santa was in a world of hurt. Toy production was behind schedule, and the Elf union was threatening a strike. Mrs. Santa had washed his Santa suit with the lists of which children had been naughty and which had been nice in the pocket. Two of the reindeer were ...
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