Where do whales go to listen to music?

The orca-stra

A while ago, my friend told me to not listen to music too loud.

Havenโ€™t heard from that guy since.

No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you should ALWAYS listen to music producers.

They give sound advice.

How does a kings son listen to music?

Heirpods

I always listen to music when I fish...

usually to something catchy.

What do dogs use to listen to music during walks

The use their wireless AirPaw(d)s

Why can't Usain Bolt listen to music when he's running?

Because the silly fool keeps breaking the records.

LPT: if you're trying to study, don't listen to music with lyrics

Any modern pop-song should do.

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A Muslim hailed a London cab.

He asked the cab driver to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no Western style music or radios. The cab driver turned off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Muslim asked him "What a...

All men are the same!

Grandma is seeing that her grandchild, a young woman, is getting ready to go out, dressing up nicely and being all nervous. So she asked her grandchild about her plans.
"Why, I am going out on my first date with a handsome young fella, Grandma! I am so excited!"

The Grandma raised her eye...

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