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Listen To Music Jokes

How do salmon listen to music?

They stream it!

Where do whales go to listen to music?

The orca-stra

I always listen to music when I fish...

usually to something catchy.

How does a kings son listen to music?

Heirpods

A while ago, my friend told me to not listen to music too loud.

Haven’t heard from that guy since.

Why can't Usain Bolt listen to music when he's running?

Because the silly fool keeps breaking the records.

No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you should ALWAYS listen to music producers.

They give sound advice.

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

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