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What do people use to hear music on the Spanish border?

Pandorra

I can hear music coming out of my printer.

I think the paper is jamming again...

An Arab enters a taxi.

After he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel’s and certainly no radio ........ So the cab driver politely switches ...
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