Mount Doom Jokes - 2 Hilarious Mount Doom Jokes

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I wouldn't be able to throw the One Ring into Mount Doom but..

Elijah Wood.

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Yo mama so dumb...

...she argues endlessly that Frodo could have just ridden a giant eagle into Mordor and dropped the Ring into Mount Doom from the air, even though all the characters in the book say over and over again that Sauron can SEE EVERYWHERE and that stealth was their only hope of getting anywhere with the R...

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