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Elrond Jokes

What did Gandalf say to Elrond as he watched him make a basket?

There Hugo Weaving again.

Where did Frodo find evidence that the elves were Scientologists?

In Elrond’s Cupboard

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

Who created Scientology in Middle-Earth?

Elrond Hubbard

Lord of the Rings: What did Galadriel say to Celeborn when he asked what her ring was called?

"Nenya Business."

Gandalf choked out "Narya kidding me?"

To which Elrond interjected "Vilya please be quiet?"

Shamelessly taken from lotr sub (links not allowed, sorry.)

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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